Apr 1, 2009
The Complete eLib PHP Library — Free Of Charge
WARNING: Posted on APRIL 1ST! ;)
A bit of gloom and doom. God knows what life throws upon us. I was thinking yesterday ... what if anything happens and my super cool eLIB PHP Library remains unpublished. I want to publish it, didn't really feel like it but some recent events had me make up my mind.
It's not for amateurs
This is meant for pros. Poorly documented but with very explicit class / function / parameters names, it can do virtually anything a blackhat needs. It may not do exactly what you need but provides the pieces you need to achieve your desired something. It's broken apart into files each handling a certain something.
Array functions, String functions, RegExp functions, Scraping functions, Content cleaning, PHP Misc stuff, Cloaking and so much more, combined with your skills, will help you code anything.
Slowly I'll be releasing documented slices of it but, for now, this is the complete version (I had to publish just in case). With the right code completion PHP editor you can get quickly started.
Looking forward to feedback and bug reports (if any).
Bastard :) By the way, there is no autoplay on that youtube video… Hehe.
I think I fixed it ;)
The link to wikipedia is also broke ;) God, aren’t I good?
Too good for your own good :)
You suck.
GAH How could I fall for it?I thought to myself “It’s april fool’s” but I figured you were just going to stuff it with obvious hardlinks to yourself.
You might want to change your disclaimer at the bottom.. I would certainly consider this SPAM. Rick Rolled is so 4 months ago lol. Tempting us with your free code how dare u lol ;)
RickRoll is timeless.
You got me… Classic.
that was wank.. i was just about to delete, until I saw it was from you. Moved offices today and the boy in charge told us the desks didn’t pass regulations or something.. that was also wank!
well done,
still at least you didn’t add all the java shite..
I congratulate you :)
Rick Astley Fuckin Rocks!!!
That man’s been away for far too long …
… top quality … rock on Rick!!!
True :)
PS: I removed the link to your site. This is not the place to link such sites as its read by … those who ban sites.
It’s not like getting help but like shooting yourself in the foot. Keep your blackhat tactics and niches for yourself ;) Don’t give out free ideas. You may find it gets crowded quickly.
Thanks for the advice.
Rick Astley Fever is sweeping the country … Again!!!
I thought I was clever today too - I put a rubber band on the kitchen sink sprayer. Figured I was going to get my wife….. instead go my 11 year old daughter as she was running out the door to catch the bus.
I had to drive her — but it was funny.
I haven’t been rick rolled in almost a year — so good job.
You’re dangerous.
bah! LOL Got me too - today, of all days!
Insanely, watched Rick till the very end - does still rock - not seen or heard in ages!
I looked for the black hat, but nobody was wearing one!
I actually like that song, thanks.
Oh I love it. If some one else rolled me I’d be pissed. But I got a lot of respect for you!
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