After you pick up your jaw that just dropped on the floor take a look at statbrain.com and their traffic estimation for 5ubliminal.com. No offense but I'd rather call that domain statbraindead.com.

Below you can see a photo of me reading that traffic estimate. I was like WTF?!?!

From my around 3.500 distinct monthly visitors [10k+ visits ; 25k+ page loads ; 150k+ hits] to that number ... there's a long ass way. I wish I had that traffic but .. nope ... they missed by ... a a galaxy or so ;)

PS: Also have a laugh at this.

A customer asked for a fully fledged sample on how to use elWpAPI and I came up with this example. It uses my RSS parser to show you how to start up your own autoblogs. Takes content from a chosen feed and publishes posts with the contents. It's basic but you can build on it.
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I use my Public/Private Morpheus quite a lot but there's something bugging me. I always disable the auto-save feature and, when I write a new post/page, I'm tempted to add Custom Fields before saving first draft. That will do something really annoying. For each Custom Field you create on a new post ... Wordpress adds a new Draft ... and each newDraft is created with nothing but that Custom Field.
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Watch this video first before reading on:

I'm in a sort of 'forced vacation', away from 'office' ... home at my parents ... after a tiny foot surgery ... thing. Well ... as I had some time with less work, I read a book [the Romanian translation] of The Gurus, the Young Man, and Elder Paisios and I really think you need to read this one. It's outstanding.
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I write many plugins that need to do a simple thing (sometimes on one site only) and most times carry less than 5 translatable (localized) strings. This poses a problem because a tiny .php file is no fun with a .MO tail strapped to its ass. So, after peeping into the Wordpress localization engine, I wrote a function to push some basic translations inside the $l10n domain space.

This will provide a very simple way to localize your plugins by plugging in the init action and pushing the new Wordpress translation (localization) table.
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Inside the mysql information_schema schema :) there's a table that keeps track of creation / update times for tables. But there is no internal tracker for row / record creation / update time ... that you can access. Nevertheless MySQL offers a very cool method to add columns to do this yourself.

These columns are ... how to put it ... hands off. Once you add them they can track row creation and update time by themselves. You don't need to keep track of them when you insert / update records. They will just work and you can always query them to get record creation / last update time.
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When working in Javascript with element sizes you need to know width and height but the real effective sizes includes padding, margins and borders. So I created a jQuery function that will return an element's dimensions as an object and will detail both horizontal and vertical: borders, padding, margins and complete size. I use this when I write JS scripts to resize Elements based on screen resolution.
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