Wordpress Timezone Settings | GMT-Offsetup Wordpress Plugin

I love this comment inside the Admin Zone > Settings > General > Timezone:

Unfortunately, you have to manually update this for Daylight Savings Time. Lame, we know, but will be fixed in the future.

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Pula Non Stop | Croatia Toursim Campaign

In Croatia there is a nice resort called Pula. Unfortunately, where I live (ROMANIA), pula means dick. Not penis but dick! The offsensive not technical word ;)

Now imagine how many tears I've shed laughing while watching this video. I can't take it anymore. It's like the most insane and unfortunate coincidence I've ever seen.

YouTube Video _tw7Gd9j7l4

Pula = Dick (not penis ... but dick)

This is a campaign for tourism and I think they pretty much convinced my 'eager' fellow countrywomen: DICK NON STOP!

Theme Plugins Management System - Teaser

See this dedicated page. It's wider to fit the movies.

The Swine Flu Song | Pig Anthem

This is absolutely magnificent!

YouTube Video tbt_PuVAVTU

TheAlexJonesChannel Has Just Been Suspended (Censored) On YouTUBE

What the fuck is going on? Has the Internet Censorship begun?

One of the top Conspiracy Theory YouTube Channels: TheAlexJonesChannel (founder of infowars.com) has just been suspended.

thealexjoneschannel was getting between 50 and 100 subscribers on average per day for the last couple of months. in the past few weeks, the channel was getting about 400-500 new subscribers per day. and now that account has been suspended, as soon as the information was really starting to go viral. this is no coincidence.

Was the truth too much for World Dominatrix Fucking Google and such? Go sock some N.W.O. Illuminati cox, beaches!

OMFG!

It won't surprise me if I get banned on Google myself for this, but I don't give a flying fuck! The prison planet is getting closer and the loud voices need to go quiet.

PS: I bet you don't know what I'm talking about but this is big.

THIS IS HIS ALTERNATIVE BACKUP CHANNEL! Listen online with WINAMP or Media Player!

AKissMeAsset Lamers | I’m Blacklisted On Akismet

I noticed my comments don't show up at all on blogs where I see fit to express my valuable opinion. This way the blogosphere is loosing all that I can give and misses on important bits of information I can no longer put out as it seems I'm being censored. I can understand their hate against me. The hate of the system against those that stray from it's sunny and even path.

I would hate myself too ... if I weren't me! But I'm lucky that way ;)

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Search Engine Query Information From HTTP Referrer With PHP

Search engines send traffic your way (unless you really fked things up) and knowing what people search to find you is both fun, cool and extremely important for your bucks. To be on top of things you must be aware of what searches point your way and identify potential within them. But http referrer string parsing is not really easy and it's always easier to use someone else's. I couldn't find a valid someone else's when I wrote mine so this is made in-house for you ... and me (well me ... then you).
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Helping Lightheaded Subscribers | Login With E-Mail Wordpress Plugin

I look and, sometimes, giggle at the usernames people register on this blog. Some are easy to remember, some are ... funny ... in a way I fear they would forget them. So I decided to give a helping hand and allow people to login using email addresses. By default Wordpress won't allow you to login using the email address of your account.

But Uncle 5ub knows better and can imagine some people use the same email and password to register on all blogs (to remember easily) so ... I decided to help them. Now, on this blog, you can login using the EMail address you used to register your account. And, as Uncle 5ub is a nice guy ... here's the plugin for you to help your subscriber base ... remember.
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The Cutest Thing - FrankHaywood.com Mentioning Me

While doing one of my biweekly - monthly - not very often ego searches, I just noticed this post. Hahaha ... isn't that The Cutest Thing? Somebody saying something nice about you ... out of the blue. This is where this new category name came from and, if you write something about me (nice or nasty), I'll link it here and you'll get a reply ... nice or nasty.
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Theme Plugins Management System - Foreplay Video

Don't have time to write / explain this whole post right now but this is a taste of it. Check this movie out. This one goes out to Sugarrae and other ocasional plugin writers. It has almost no comments attached. Observe possibilities and keep in touch as I'm writing the PDF manual ... in a day or two.

To cut things short this is an alternative plugin management system especially designed for plugins that are made to run only with certain themes. I needed a way to separate general use plugins from theme plugins as things were getting crowded and out of control ... and came up with this.

It's like ... the shit!

You design plugins the same way you do for general use plugins, 4 function names need to change. That's it. And you can share theme plugins with others, it's awesome... and the functions.php file will loose a lot of fat. You will be able to activate / deactivate you theme plugins, thing you could not do without actually editing stuff inside functions.php.

Theme plugin writers, theme developers ... get ready!

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