Comments on: Jokesense | Keepin’ It Funny http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense/feed/ http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense/feed/ Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:38:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense/feed/ hourly 1 By: $@5ubliminal http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense/#comment-867 $@5ubliminal Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:15:32 +0000 http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense-keepin-it-funny/#comment-867 Watch this... and he gets paid for this shit: http://failblog.org/2009/09/21/yoga-instructor-fail/ Watch this… and he gets paid for this shit:
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]]> By: $@5ubliminal http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense/#comment-659 $@5ubliminal Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:06:00 +0000 http://blog.5ubliminal.com/jokesense-keepin-it-funny/#comment-659 An atheist was strolling through the forest gazing the beauty of nature: <em>What impressive trees! What crystal clear waters! What beautiful animals!</em> Suddenly he hears some noises behind him, turns around, and sees a fairytale bear: big, beautiful, healthy and with an appetite. Terrified the atheist starts running. But the bear was fit and was faithfully following him. The guy was so scared that he eventually trips and falls down. The bear has already grabbed his leg when, in sheer terror, the atheist shouts out loud: <b>GODDDDDDDDDDDD!</b> In the very next second time freezes, the bear freezes and the entire forest remains still. A Light comes down from the sky. The guy, in shock, hears a Voice: <em>- All your life you have denied My existence. You even explained others that I was a myth and all my creation was the result of cosmic chance ... and you now want me to save you? How can I really consider you a true believer?</em> The atheist stares straight into the Light and replies: - I would be a hypocrite to ask You to suddenly consider me a believer, but if you could ... Christianize the bear ... - Very well, says the Voice. The Light disappeared and the sounds of the forest returned. The bear let him go of his deadly grip, put his front paws together and said: <b>- God, bless this meal. Amen!</b> An atheist was strolling through the forest gazing the beauty of nature: What impressive trees! What crystal clear waters! What beautiful animals!

Suddenly he hears some noises behind him, turns around, and sees a fairytale bear: big, beautiful, healthy and with an appetite.

Terrified the atheist starts running. But the bear was fit and was faithfully following him. The guy was so scared that he eventually trips and falls down. The bear has already grabbed his leg when, in sheer terror, the atheist shouts out loud: GODDDDDDDDDDDD!

In the very next second time freezes, the bear freezes and the entire forest remains still. A Light comes down from the sky. The guy, in shock, hears a Voice:

- All your life you have denied My existence. You even explained others that I was a myth and all my creation was the result of cosmic chance … and you now want me to save you? How can I really consider you a true believer?

The atheist stares straight into the Light and replies:

- I would be a hypocrite to ask You to suddenly consider me a believer, but if you could … Christianize the bear …

- Very well, says the Voice.

The Light disappeared and the sounds of the forest returned. The bear let him go of his deadly grip, put his front paws together and said:

- God, bless this meal. Amen!

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